Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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