GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
