You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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