i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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