i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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