New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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