Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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