Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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