she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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