weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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