when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
being pregnant is like rehab
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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