You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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