If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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