I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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