There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yo dont text me then not text me
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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