i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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