Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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