I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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