I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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