Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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