Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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