I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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