Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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