No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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