question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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