love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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