I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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