So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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