I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Randomize
