White coat. Heels.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
third nipple confirmed
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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