I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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