Yo dont text me then not text me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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