I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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