I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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