I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Someone signed my nipple.
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