Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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