i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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