Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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