Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Randomize
