I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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