I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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