I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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