...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Two words: nipple clamps
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