She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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