hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Randomize
