She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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