who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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