Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
