Jerry, you need to find god
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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