You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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