Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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