This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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