and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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